"Drama doesn't follow me, it rides on my back. I may be ugly, but they love to stare."
That grandma took none of the shit.
Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Grandma: If you ask me she should have brought home a ma-
Shang: Excuse me, is Fa Mulan here?
Grandma: Woo! Sign me up for the next war!